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I Met A Pretty Girl And I Want To Buy Her A House

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1.
Disappearing Act 02:33
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600 mg down the hatch My mind races my mouth laughs Wondering what I should eat? Should I get gyros or sushi? Fill a notebook with cliches Blunt metaphors for foreplay Easiest chords to finger I wish we had a better singer And then I think about her disappearing act Crazy in the brain and in the sack It never would've worked out Crash that train of thought right here Pass me the bowl Tell me your story bare your soul Brought you a mix cd and flowers I could eat a peach for hours I stole that line from Nicholas Cage Can't lie it always got me laid Didn't hurt to have my own apartment We couldn't finish what we started And then I think about her disappearing act Crazy in the brain and in the sack It never would've worked out Crash that train of thought right here Now I'm at peace Chilling alone Silence is golden Now that I'm older All love is lost What a cost You'll never get it So just forget it
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Havisham 02:16
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My coworker said she found a girlfriend for me Does she have a face tattoo can I climb her like a tree? It's what I asked I'm such an ass Everyone laughed cause they thought it was a joke Is she a size queen, is she into being choked? Strange inqueries, stranger histories I can't quantify, I've got no type, don't take it as a slight If you make me laugh, you've got a chance, if you're high maintenance I'll pass My worst friend said he found a girlfriend for me Is she like Ms. Havisham mental scarcely forty Rotting old cake Decaying mess He didn't get the reference cause he never read that book He said shes a goth chick, monochrome vampiric look A pleasant dream, nightmare reality I can't quantify, I've got no type, don't take it as a slight If you make me laugh, you've got a chance, if you're high maintenance I'll pass
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List of Things I'll Probably Never Do 02:00
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Here I am alone again Sick to death of all my so called friends They were here til they left I'd go hang but they just make me depressed Everything is screwed Can't forget the thrill Of cruising with you Add you to the list of things I'll probably never do Never do Never do There you are, here I am I wouldn't expect them to understand They were here til they left Stuck me with a vibe I can't express So I'll just make it weird Everything is screwed Can't forget the thrill Of cruising with you Add you to the list of things I'll probably never do Never Do Can't forget the thrill Of cruising with you Add you to the list of things I'll probably never do
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You're What Needing Space Looks Like 02:49
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Pure awe on my face in my rearview mirror Creatures like you don't hang with me too often Pour gas on the dumpster fire raging in my beating heart Try to put us back together, can't find the missing parts Butterflies or bleeding guts Bad jokes broken nuts Realization as time passes Burn it down if you asked me for ashes No intentions, no plans This woman, this man Wonder there to hear Spontaneous and weird Questions, suggestions In my head Are we doing this tonight? You're what needing space looks like Pure shock on my face as you spill the details These broken wings are mending very quickly Dive into the dumpster fire burning in my mutant mind Handful of charred remains, closure that I'll never find Butterflies or bleeding guts Bad jokes broken nuts Realization as time passes Burn it down if you asked me for ashes No intentions, no plans This woman, this man Wonder there to hear Spontaneous and weird Questions, suggestions In my head Are we doing this tonight? You're what needing space looks like Inspire me Desire me All I think I need Drive you here Drive you there Drive me wild No intentions, no plans This woman, this man Wonder there to hear Spontaneous and weird Questions, suggestions In my head Are we doing this tonight? You're what needing space looks like
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Invocation 02:27
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Puzzle blessed with missing pieces Bent full of lines and creases Barely, just barely holding it together The vibe of art personified The alchemy of creativity she flies so high Feel so high, next to her It's nice to fantasize, but it's not my place to try The way her soul glows makes me thirsty Invokes the best worst version of me My heart and my mind galivant away The things I'd do for art these days Empty boring milquetoast canvas Penning verses penning stanzas Notebooks filled with hooks and bad idea Needle ink scar virgin flesh Pick the colors you inject Take me, make me, your masterpiece Happy looking in her eyes, if she kissed me I would die The way her soul glows makes me thirsty Invokes the best worst version of me My heart and my mind galivant and stray I found my soul along the way I'm kind of a nerd, I don't know if you heard I'm kind of a geek, you're still out of my league, but you might be what I need The way her soul glows makes me thirsty Invokes the best worst version of me My heart and my mind galivant away Sometimes God listens when you pray
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End Of My Driveway 02:16
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I found a carcass i should tell a goth girl I found a corpse to brighten up her day She'll make a necklace Or an ornament She'll never call me I'll never take the hint Hey Morticia theres some roadkill at the end of my driveway Hey Elvira you can take away the body, fly away, cause you can't stay Too much to explain I found a dead snake saved it for a goth girl Corpse in a box to brighten up her life One time we hooked up, i never hit her up Now we don't talk much is that a win or not? Hey Morticia theres some roadkill at the end of my driveway Hey Elvira you can take away the body, fly away, cause you can't stay Too much to explain Everytime I see rotting remains flooded with memories, can't forget the mammories Blacked out fishnets feigning her first name, says I'm her enemy, I think we're frenemies Hey Morticia theres some roadkill at the end of my driveway Hey Elvira you can take away the body, fly away, cause you can't stay Someday I'll explain
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I Met A Pretty Girl And I Want To Buy Her A House 02:36
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I met a pretty girl I wanna buy her a house She can make it her home So I opened up my mouth I could rob a bank or I can sell a kidney I think they'd never catch me She probably knows I'm crazy The sun goes down And all my wild thoughts come around Radiant hooks in me Dug in so deep I'd throw it all away To build it up again I met a pretty girl I wann give her the world A place to spread her wings Make art, and put her things This borrowed time I'm stealing from a fatalistic blight I found my inspiration when I looked into her eyes Roll it up We'll light it soon Radiant hooks in me Right where I wanna be Ripping and tearing Love what you're wearing You smell like angels ought to smell And you're a work of art A world apart Make me look the part Radiant hooks in me Dug in so deep Ripping and tearing I'm not despairing
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Public Relations 02:32
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I'm selling out Who's buying in I'm up and I'm down to fuck Upgrade to a king-size bed Slow it down watch em writhe Til they can't take it Public relations Answers prepared Fake it til ya make it Aim the shot and take it Public relations Make those morons care Answer the questions Dead inside I'm vibeing out as time ticks down Flying high I'm all fucked up Fallen angel crash in my arms in my dreams and vivid nightmares too She looks like it Public relations Answers prepared Fake it til ya make it Aim the shot and take it Public relations Make those morons care Answer the questions Dead inside Dead everywhere Whatever happens happens, anyway anyway Call me up, I'll make it happen, any day any day Public relations Answers prepared Fake it til ya make it Aim the shot and take it Public relations Make those morons care Answer the questions Dead inside
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Hit The Ground Running 02:18
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I ain't getting any younger More impulsive and I'm dumber Smoke blunts with a little bird Helps me to find the words I'll sing but never speak aloud Yin yang lachrymose and groovy We're a quirky indie movie Vibe check on the AstroTurf Make a pass or eat dirt Hey lets climb that cage Is it a waste of time for me to stick around Dive out while they drive I'll hit the ground running I ain't getting any hotter Perfect front line cannon fodder Smoke blunts with a little bird Calls the shots I'll never learn I think you learned a lot Is it a waste of time for me to stick around Dive out while they drive I'll hit the ground running What's the dumbest thing I could sing in this bridge it's some sentimental bullshit Walk the line, write some hits while we're stoned, maybe buy ourselves a home Is it a waste of time for me to stick around Dive out while they drive I'll hit the ground running
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Forget My Face 02:53
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Exorcise my ugly memories Of sleeping with the enemy How did things go so wrong Lobotomized by dawn Time to leave I can't stay Forget my face forget my name All my friends are dead these days I love your vibe I hate this place Hourglass that I can see right through Time is fucking me and your mind is fucking you I'd explain but I don't care anymore I'm inviting peace you can start a war Time to leave I can't stay Forget my face forget my name All my friends are dead these days I love your vibe I hate this place I hate this place Forget my face Forget my name Time to leave I can't stay Forget my face forget my name All my friends are dead these days I love your vibe I hate this place
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I Woke Up Early The Day I Died 02:07
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All these possessions own me Downsizing planning on going acute eroding exodus tell my zero friends that i'm a piece of shit I'm done defending you sorry if I offended you bed head and fried banging on my guitar I woke up early the day i died died my best and tried, didn't get too far I woke up early the day I died Complaint departments closed you can blow me who do you think you're fooling withered husk best days past the older i get the more i laugh loves what i'm sending you sorry I tried mending you bed head and fried banging on my guitar I woke up early the day i died vibed out on the ride, didn't get that far I woke up early the day I died spoon this butcher block of knives locked in my bathroom sleep tight, protecting you from you, see you when the buzz fades bed head and fried banging on my guitar I woke up early the day i died plunge it deep inside, leave me on the floor I woke up early the day I died

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I met a pretty girl and I want to buy her a house, so I decided to write uplifting(ish) stuff for a change instead of my usual traipse through the menagerie of misery. It's all about the chase, join me on this journey.

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released November 12, 2022

Vocals / Guitars - Paul Mauled

Cover art Raven Cardone

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I'm a solo artist as well as the singer for the Bad Whoremoans. I also used to play guitar in the Accelerators and bass in The Undead. I've got a lot of recordings up here from most of my bands. Look around, get acquainted.

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