We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Turd Ferguson

by Bad Whoremoans

supported by
cephy00z
cephy00z thumbnail
cephy00z Fantastic, Just the way punk should be- angry, loud, aggressive, frantic and in your face. Short, rapid-fire bursts of attitude are the perfect recipe to wake up to. Favorite track: 60 Days In.
/
1.
Gyroman 01:32
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB CHOPPED IT UP FOR THE GYROMAN GYROMAN GYROMAN GYROMAN GUS AND THE CREW AT THE 503 DILL IN THE SAUCE WHAT MAKES IT SING GYROMAN GYROMAN GYROMAN DOUBLE STUFF THE PITA WITH SOME MEAT AND LEAFY GREENS DOUBLE UP MY ORDER FOR THE EXTRA CALORIES TWO GYROS NO TOMATOES TWO GYROS NO TOMATOES MARY HAS A FLOCK OF SHEEP BUT THE GYROMAN HAS TO EAT GYROMAN GYROMAN GYROMAN GUS AND THE CREW AT THE 503 MAKE A DAMN GOOD CUP OF COFFEE GYROMAN GYROMAN GYROMAN DOUBLE STUFF THE PITA WITH SOME MEAT AND LEAFY GREENS DOUBLE UP MY ORDER FOR THE EXTRA CALORIES TWO GYROS NO TOMATOES TWO GYROS NO TOMATOES TWO GYROS NO TOMATOES TWO GYROS NO TOMATOES
2.
blue uniform white van on a route all about on foot with headphones on they wave he waves maladjustedly pensive on a federal offensive five days a week without fail rain or shine or sleet or snow if it's raining blood he has to go do it anyway bored but his hatred doesn't show he's delivering the male all the neighbors know his face hey look it's the mailman beat the clock to win the race or the office writes him up maladjustedly pensive on a federal offensive five days a week without fail rain or shine or sleet or snow if it's rainin blood he has to go do it anyway bored but his hatred doesn't show he's delivering the male some broads signed for the package in his pants SLUTS nine months later all the babies look like the mailman maladjustedly pensive on a federal offensive five days a week without fail rain or shine or sleet or snow if it's raining blood he has to go do it anyway bored but his hatred doesn't show he's delivering the male
3.
60 Days In 01:54
3 hots and a cot don't seem as bad as 8 hours at my job, well I'll be damned should I rob a bank commit a crime should i go to work or do some time touch screen machine at the commissary makes it seems so easy it looks so peaceful in solitary are you really confined? being patted down it ain't so bad if the guard finds a shank so no one's stabbed should I rob a bank commit a crime should i go to work or do some time touch screen machine at the commissary makes it seems so easy it looks so peaceful in solitary are you really confined? are you really confined? are you really confined? is it just piece of mind? touch screen machine at the commissary makes it seems so easy it looks so peaceful in solitary are you really confined? ARE YOU REALLY CONFIIIIIIIIINED
4.
Trophy 02:03
tell you what you wanna hear cause you cant handle a simple truth or a differing opinion, you're the victim the world is out to tear you down why gain perspective or evolve just let your dignity continue to dissolve here's a trophy for a thing you did thanks for your participation i listened closely, and i hated it here's your congratulations i gave you my two cents for you to lose your head instead bitching hone your craft or be attacked by what i said a hookless single grows banal by minute four and there's at least a minute more here's a trophy for a thing you did thanks for your participation i listened closely, and i hated it here's your congratulations here's a trophy for a thing you did thanks for your participation i listened closely, and i hated it here's your congratulations

credits

released October 20, 2021

Paul Mauled - Guitar / Vocals
Jeff Grunn - Lead Guitar / BG Vox / Bass
Kyle Wilson - Drums / BG Vox
All songs written by Paul Mauled and produced by Bad Whoremoans

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Paul Mauled New Jersey

I'm a solo artist as well as the singer for the Bad Whoremoans. I also used to play guitar in the Accelerators and bass in The Undead. I've got a lot of recordings up here from most of my bands. Look around, get acquainted.

contact / help

Contact Paul Mauled

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this album or account

Paul Mauled recommends:

If you like Turd Ferguson, you may also like: