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My coworker said she found a girlfriend for me
Does she have a face tattoo can I climb her like a tree?
It's what I asked
I'm such an ass

Everyone laughed cause they thought it was a joke
Is she a size queen, is she into being choked?
Strange inqueries, stranger histories

I can't quantify, I've got no type, don't take it as a slight
If you make me laugh, you've got a chance, if you're high maintenance I'll pass

My worst friend said he found a girlfriend for me
Is she like Ms. Havisham mental scarcely forty
Rotting old cake
Decaying mess

He didn't get the reference cause he never read that book
He said shes a goth chick, monochrome vampiric look
A pleasant dream, nightmare reality

I can't quantify, I've got no type, don't take it as a slight
If you make me laugh, you've got a chance, if you're high maintenance I'll pass

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from I Met A Pretty Girl And I Want To Buy Her A House, released November 12, 2022

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Paul Mauled New Jersey

I'm a solo artist as well as the singer for the Bad Whoremoans. I also used to play guitar in the Accelerators and bass in The Undead. I've got a lot of recordings up here from most of my bands. Look around, get acquainted.

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