Seven Year Itch

by Bad Whoremoans

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This our love letter to you guys. The download version is 13 songs and a bonus track. The CD has 7 bonus tracks, and you get the digital download version immediately.

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released October 9, 2012

Paul of the Living Dead - Vocals / Guitar
'Serial' Bill Gotta - Drums

Additional personnel:
'Grave' Rob Benny, - Additional Guitars on Splatterhouse & Class of Nukem High, Piano on My Dead Girlfriend

Cephias DeRaven, Marcus Hyde, Erich Danger (of Vagora) - Additional vocals on Deep Red
Erich Danger - Guitar solo on Deep Red

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Paul Mauled New Jersey

I've been around since 2003. I learned guitar in 2004. I started the Bad Whoremoans in 2005. I joined the Undead on bass in 2006. In 2012 I changed my name from Paul of the Living Dead to Paul Mauled. I'm less creepy now.

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Track Name: Zombie Holocaust
zombie holocaust
zombie holocaust

deadites rise up from the grave
we'll all run the other way
we're all gonna die

take a highway take a plane
as flesh they eat and blood they drain
we're all gonna die

cars will crash and buildings burn
our race they'll never learn
we're all gonna die

walking corpses living dead
solved by a bullet to their head
we're all gonna die
Track Name: Haddonfield Horror II
right around halloween
all the kids are just so mean
make em cry
make em scream
goriest thing they've ever seen

tonight on halloween
babysitter in a killing scene
i'm the boogeyman
i'll kill you when i can
on halloween

right around halloween
tonight death will intervene
white masked killing fiend
psychopathic homicide machine

tonight on halloween
babysitter in a killing scene
i'm the boogeyman
i'll kill you when i can
on halloween
Track Name: Within These Woods
within these woods spirits come to life
within these woods they're gonna take your life
within these woods you'll be raped by a tree
within these woods you'll see things that should never be

bleed out and ask yourself why
bleed out and ask yourself why do i deserve to die?

within these woods a cabin where they dwell
within these woods a book thats sent from hell
within these woods all the demons prey
within these woods you'll pray for the light of day

bleed out and ask yourself why
bleed out and ask yourself why do i deserve to die?
Track Name: Graveyard Girlfriend
do you wanna go out tonight
just come with me
we could go out and feel alright
in the cemetery

we could lay awake by the tombstones
in the death of the light
you'll be my graveyard girlfriend tonight

do you wanna become the night
just come with me
we could go out and feel alright
in the cemetery

we could lay awake by the tombstones
in the death of the light
you'll be my graveyard girlfriend tonight

say you'll never leave this place
i love the moonlight in your face
your soft lips so cold and blue
why did you bid your life adieu

do you wanna haunt the living
so fun to do
lifes a drag but death is fun
when i'm dead too

we could lay awake by the tombstones
in the death of the light
you'll be my graveyard girlfriend tonight
Track Name: Camp Crystal Lake
jason lives deep in a lake
when people come he will awake
hates teenagers who smoke and shag
arrive as one leave in a body bag

here we are at camp crystal lake
hope you know your life's at stake
so just die if you'll please
with help from jason voorhees

now he's creeping quietly
stalking teens so silently
gazing madly through his mask
this camping trip will be their last

here we are at camp crystal lake
hope you know your life's at stake
so just die if you'll please
with help from jason voorhees

no one watched him they were getting laid
with his machete they'll be repaid
try to kill him if you're up to the task
he'll waste you from behind his mask

here we are at camp crystal lake
hope you know your life's at stake
so just die if you'll please
with help from jason voorhees
Track Name: Deathproof
i'm a stunt man
looking for a thrill
you're a hot young girl looking for a thrill
your last ride comes just like james dean
in a matte black skull clad killing machine

i'm a stunt man
with a little book
whats your name write it down when i get a look
you're mangled screaming your last scream
im a matte black skull clad killing machine

speeding around in a death proof car
take you to hell its not too far
you are my passenger tonight you're gonna die
in a death proof car for your last ride
Track Name: Class of Nukem High
toxic jersey high school
in 1986
mutated atrocities these people need a fix
nuclear radiation right inside their dope
the toxic student body is running out of hope

we are the class of nukem high
nukem high
nukem high
nukem high

mutant on a motorcycle rides it down the hall
the frightened student body their back against the wall
everyone is glowing, glowing in the dark
the glowing student body, they wear their toxic mark

we are the class of nukem high
nukem high
nukem high
nukem high
Track Name: Splatterhouse
inside the mansion things arent what they seem
bursting with evil and things to make you scream
grab your axe or grab your harpoon
it's time to wage a war against evil's platoon

wearing the hellmask
complete this gory task
trying to find his spouse
inside the splatterhouse
rick's fighting night and day
full of horror film cliche
trying to find his spouse
inside the splatterhouse

now meet the monster responsible for this mess
i bet you know his name, he's doctor west
an incantation hell's manifestation
the termination of an evil population

wearing the hellmask
complete this gory task
trying to find his spouse
inside the splatterhouse
rick's fighting night and day
full of horror film cliche
trying to find his spouse
inside the splatterhouse
Track Name: Deep Red
Bury secrets in the wall,
Crimson blood stains line the hall,
In a portrait there she'll be,
A faceless murderers systemic killing spree,

The face in the mirror is getting oh so clear,
The face in the mirror is getting much too near,

Deep red

Teeth bashed out disgustingly,
A skull is crushed so savagely,
Scalding burns kill sensation,
Decapitated by the elevation,

The face in the mirror is getting oh so clear,
The face in the mirror is getting much too near,

Deep red
Track Name: Lily
hey ghoul you look so fine
so dead ill make you mine
how about we wake the dead tonight

take off your long white dress
so i can see the rest
and we can wake the dead tonight

oh lily cant you see
you're the only ghoul for me
so let me romance you tonight
i'd walk through hell for you
anything you want me to
so tell me you'll be mine tonight
alright

hottest girl ive ever seen
on a static age tv screen
shes such a sinful sexy sight

i wanna get my fix
ill call her number, 6-6-6
i'm gonna be with her tonight

oh lily cant you see
you're the only ghoul for me
so let me romance you tonight
i'd walk through hell for you
anything you want me to
so tell me you'll be mine tonight
alright
Track Name: Black Christmas
twas the night before christmas
and all through the house
a creature is stirring but he isn't a mouse
he's the man in the attic with the telephone
he's gonna kill you when you think you're alone

it's gonna be a black christmas this year
it's gonna be a black christmas this year
you've got something to fear
on your black christmas this year

he lives in the attic
he lives in the wall
he's watching you as you're walking down the hall
he's waiting to kill you
he's waiting to strike
you better think twice before you say good night

it's gonna be a black christmas this year
it's gonna be a black christmas this year
you've got something to fear
on your black christmas this year

who could the killer be?
is it chris?
is it pete?
is it you or is it me?
he says his name is billy

it's gonna be a black christmas this year
it's gonna be a black christmas this year
you've got something to fear
on your black christmas this year
Track Name: Vincent Price
Exiled Last Man on Earth
In my House on Haunted Hill
Vicious and something worse
Murderous, invisible

Creep through my house of wax,
Where Dr. Phibes will rise
When Goldfoot's girl's attack
Transform into a fly

I'll make you scream and scream again,
In my Madhouse, every night,
with eyes black as ice, like Vincent Price

In a darkened cemetery
From a whisper to a scream
In a scissor handed panic
Prince Prospero in a dream

Every scene is just so eerie
Cob web covered, dust abound
Inventor growing weary
Village burned down to the ground

I'll make you scream and scream again,
In my Madhouse, every night,
with eyes black as ice, like Vincent Price
Track Name: She's Weird
she drives around in an old black hearse
shes got a damned patch stitched to her purse
she's got long black hair and lips of bloody red
she's got a morbid obsession with the dead

i know she grave robs every single weekend
i think she's really odd and i wanna be her friend because she's weird

if you wanna date her you know you're outta luck
doesn't want a boyfriend, just someone to fuck
don't care if you're rich or poor, or alive or dead
she just wants graveyard sex she's fucked up in the head

i know she grave robs every single weekend
i think she's really odd and i wanna be her friend because she's weird